"I don't deal well with profanity" (Bus driver from New York to Washington)

"I could make it hot enough to cook a chicken back where you're sitting and I wouldn't know it" (Bus driver from New York to Washington)

"Step Aside, Let 'em Off. Step Aside, Let 'em Off. STEP ASIDE!!" (announcement on a subway station)

"Relax, relax!" "The light's green! Get out of the way!" "Happy New Year, you asshole"

"do you guys have the same movies and TV shows that we have?" "Yeah, but 6 months later"

"Are there seasons in France?"

"Do you guys, like, have iPods in Australia?"